its important as a parent to make sure you teach your kids a few key things in life. treat others as you want to be treated. work hard, dont quit. pay attention in school. one thing i dont have to worry about is teaching the twins how to have good hygiene. turns out, i have someone to do that for me.
enter, cooper:
"now eli, start with the face. you'll want to make sure you clean all those little bits of baby food."

"dont forget about your back! just because its hard to reach, doesnt mean it doesnt get dirty!"